Heeeeeeeeeeey kids! Professor Knowledge von Truthenheimer here with some zany, 100% true facts!
Did you know?
...that pound for pound, salt contains more sugar than sugar does?
...that thanks to economic collapse, a penny saved is no longer a penny earned?
...that the paperclip character from Microsoft Word is based on Operation Paperclip, a United States government program launched in 1945 which allowed many former National Socialist scientists (such as yours truly!) to emigrate from Germany and take up residence in the good ol' U.S. of A?
...that German is truly the most beautiful of the Indo-European languages?
...that if you watch the movie Fight Club backwards, it becomes a French documentary about narwhals?
...that schadenfreude doesn't actually refer to taking pleasure in the defeat of others, but is in fact a Dutch candy bar?
...that the Holocaust never happened? And that anyone who tells you otherwise is utter vermin and completely uninterested in the advancement of humankind via the accomplishments of the Master Race?
That's all for now! Have a great weekend kids, make sure it's a real Kristallnach-out!
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