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Citation needed #3
Joe "Joe the Plumber" the Plumber. Joe the Plumber, or JTP as his enemies call him, was born on the sixth full moon after the first atomic bomb was tested. He is the last angry man, mostly due to being 18% weaponised plutonium. The only "useful" thing he ever did was threaten to ass rape Sarah Palin during the 2007 U.S. Presidential elections. After Palin denied JTP anal access he became an even angrier more radioactively mutated man. He toured the Baltic states spreading a message of baldness and proper drain maintenance. On a bird watching expedition to Turkey he had a plunger grafted to his arm for some reason. It helps him with his life long passion, unstopping clog shitters.
After finishing his mind expanding tour of the world he returned to the states and joined the most mind expanding orginization there is: the KKK. He used his political connections to meet with obama and say mean things to him. Later they had a rap battle and became good friends and lovers on the side. Obama made JTP the head of the department on internal fecal removal.
The end????
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